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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

rememberingsuunday:

EVERY GIRL DESERVES TO FEEL PRETTY AND CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM

basedgosh:

true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you

white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water
yo

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

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mew2:

vvankster:

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

Fucking bye

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

nawuto:

my grades are worse than sasuke’s life decisions.

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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